I may be a redneck

This was from Army of Dad to add to Jeff Foxworthy's routine about "You may be a redneck" ... if you know me, you'll appreciate this. If you're from the South, you may also appreciate it. :)

You may be a redneck if your tea is so sweet it gives people cavities.

You may be a redneck if you have so much sweet tea in your fridge that you forget where all it is.

*shaking my head* I don't get it.