De-porning to commence

I must de-porn my room before we leave on Friday so my mom can actually sleep in our room while we're gone. Its not like we're pervs or anything. Ok, so we are. But, it isn't like I have an adult swing hanging from the ceiling ... or do I? *evil grin* Nah, I don't. But, my mother fears walking in my bedroom right now. It is actually sort of funny because she'll fold laundry for me when she visits, but she won't look in the room when she walks in. Smart woman.

So, I'll hide the firearms and porn. Gees, if we toss some liquour in the mix, my room sounds like a party.