I have the weirdest sex dreams

I just don't get it. Ok, well, in my dreams I do. *snicker* But, what I mean is that the dudes I dream about aren't the kinds of guys I would normally think are hot and have a passing mental fancy for. For instance, for several years my dream man was *ok, this is embarrassing* Kelsey Grammar. WTF? Not someone that I think is just hot. Maybe it is his wit and apparent intelligence (minus all the drug stuff). Then, I will occasionally have sex dreams about Troy Aikman. At least that one makes a little bit of sense. Of course, I still think he may be gay. There were just TOO many rumors about that one for there not to have some small snippet of truth in there.

But, my latest dream man - don't laugh - it is just part of my geekdom come out. Why it can't at least be Eomer or Aragorn or even Legolas. Nope, no sir. It has to be none other than:
Pippin

*hanging my head and shuffling away in shame*

Maybe there is something about the size of their feet ... he is the tallest of the hobbits.