Our savior awaits Nov. 2
Sgt. Hook asked about taking back his vote after hearing about Kerry's latest guarantee that if he is elected president there will be no more terrorist attacks on America and its citizens. I think I need to take back my vote, too, if this were true.
I wonder if Kerry is going to eliminate AIDS and cancer, too? Army of Dad loves to tell me the story about an Army buddy, who claimed that if he ever ran for office his campaign slogan would be "I'm (pick a name) and I'm against disease."
I mean, who could argue with that slogan?
If Kerry can guarantee no more terrorism, maybe he can stop drive-by shootings, too.
How about walking on water or turning water into wine?
I wanna see this.
I wonder if Kerry is going to eliminate AIDS and cancer, too? Army of Dad loves to tell me the story about an Army buddy, who claimed that if he ever ran for office his campaign slogan would be "I'm (pick a name) and I'm against disease."
I mean, who could argue with that slogan?
If Kerry can guarantee no more terrorism, maybe he can stop drive-by shootings, too.
How about walking on water or turning water into wine?
I wanna see this.
2 Comments:
At 3:35 PM, October 28, 2004,
Gadfly said…
I feel safer already.
If those terrorists blow up nuke fuel rod debris all over D.C., Kerry is going to sue them BUT GOOD!
Alas, I've already voted against the self-serving, megalomaniac.
At 3:42 PM, October 28, 2004,
Anonymous said…
Oh not Kerry himself, but Edwards!
Army of Dad
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