We need a sandwich STAT!

I figure the guys will like this one because it has a wee bit of nipple action going on ... but the women are all going to have the same response as me ... get that woman some Haagen Daas and QUICK! Good Lord. Look at the boney chest there. Ewww. Nothing like rolling around with a woman and fearing that a bone may stab you while you're doing the deed. I didn't even mention that hideous dress.

This is Petra Nemcova, the femme fatale who was injured in the tsunami.