Potty training

I'm having a hell of a time potty training my 2-year-old Stinkerbelle, yet, Diew, a 5-year-old Thai elephant, demonstrates how to use and flush a toilet at an elephant camp in Chiang Mai province, in northern Thailand. Having taught Thailand's elephants to paint, dance and play musical instruments, their Thai handlers are now toilet-training the beasts, media reported.

That's it. I'm calling these Thai handlers to come over and train the defiant albeit artistic toddler how to poop on the potty.