Oooh, spank me, hurt me
Ok, a Russian dude did a study in which he claims that everything from depression to alcoholism can be cured with a beating on the bare bottom.
According to the story: Researchers at Novosibirsk say caning releases endorphins, the body’s natural ‘happy chemicals’, Izvestia reports.Endorphins lead to feelings of euphoria, a reduction of appetite, the release of sex hormones and an enhancement of the immune response. They also have a similar effect on pain to drugs such as morphine and codeine, but do not lead to addiction or dependence.
If this were the case, though, I'd be euphoric. I've been a bad, bad girl. Visions of Army of Dad and Henry Rollins taking turns leaving red hand prints on my ass are getting me pretty happy right now.
HR & AoD: Who's your daddy?
AoM: Oh, you both are!!!!!
8 Comments:
At 9:28 AM, March 31, 2005,
Anonymous said…
Well, now there's an image I could have lived without.
At 10:02 AM, March 31, 2005,
Gadfly said…
I admire a girl who can take a stern spanking *chuckle*
At 10:04 AM, March 31, 2005,
Anonymous said…
Oh now Kat, its not that bad.
At 2:01 PM, March 31, 2005,
jenny said…
hey there, i've been liking your blog for awhile now and chose today, the spanking day to delurk. Hope you don't mind if I blogroll ya.
At 3:04 PM, March 31, 2005,
Anonymous said…
It's not the spanking that bothers me. It's Henry Rollins. He makes me want to yak.
At 3:22 PM, March 31, 2005,
Anonymous said…
Oh. Kat you will simply have to be more specific in the future.
:P
At 6:49 PM, March 31, 2005,
Anonymous said…
Ahh, good old "Spanky-Spanky"...
At 10:34 AM, April 01, 2005,
Army of Mom said…
Really? LabKat, you don't like Henry Rollins? All that testosterone and muscles? All that anger and brooding?
*rubbing down the gooosebumps* from thinking about it.
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