40 cases of beer
That is how much beer Army of Dad's buddies have bought to take to the Nextel Cup Samsung/RadioShack 500 race weekend festivities. Good God.
Their tickets are on turn 3 because "that is where all the action (i.e. wrecks) will be."
*shaking my head*
Boys.
Troy Aikman will do the ceremonial "gentlemen, start your engines" and George Lopez will do it in Spanish. Not that any of the drivers speak Spanish, but they see the lure of dollar signs as more Mexican folks are going white trash.
I plan on buying AoD a disposable camera to record the festivities. I don't trust him drunk and horny with my nice camera. I've heard it is like Mardi Gras with chicks flashing their boobs for beer. NOW, I know why the guys bought 40 cases.
Texas Motor Speedway is one of only four big tracks where Jeff Gordon has never won. I bet he wins this one. TMS Exec Eddie Gossage said on WBAP this morning that Gordon is his pick.
USA Today has race info including those stats about Jeff Gordon.
My hopeful winner ... Kasey Kahne. I could definitely be the meat for a Jeff Gordon- Kasey Kahne sandwich.
Kasey is the young one. But, if you know me, you knew that already.
Their tickets are on turn 3 because "that is where all the action (i.e. wrecks) will be."
*shaking my head*
Boys.
Troy Aikman will do the ceremonial "gentlemen, start your engines" and George Lopez will do it in Spanish. Not that any of the drivers speak Spanish, but they see the lure of dollar signs as more Mexican folks are going white trash.
I plan on buying AoD a disposable camera to record the festivities. I don't trust him drunk and horny with my nice camera. I've heard it is like Mardi Gras with chicks flashing their boobs for beer. NOW, I know why the guys bought 40 cases.
Texas Motor Speedway is one of only four big tracks where Jeff Gordon has never won. I bet he wins this one. TMS Exec Eddie Gossage said on WBAP this morning that Gordon is his pick.
USA Today has race info including those stats about Jeff Gordon.
My hopeful winner ... Kasey Kahne. I could definitely be the meat for a Jeff Gordon- Kasey Kahne sandwich.
Kasey is the young one. But, if you know me, you knew that already.
5 Comments:
At 3:53 PM, April 15, 2005,
Uzz said…
Make sure and be careful out there...Fort Worth is using Dallas' mobile alcohol testing station this weekend to hand out DWIs like candy! Apparently this machine can be used anywhere and they might be setting up random checks to test people leaving the events. I was talking to a cop yesterday and he stated he thought they would be VERY busy nailing drivers this weekend.
At 6:56 PM, April 15, 2005,
Anonymous said…
I plan on making my buddy drive us out there and back!
At 11:07 PM, April 15, 2005,
Uzz said…
I bought a six pack of Shiner Bok about three weeks ago and just finished the last one today...I am such a lightweight:-)
At 3:26 PM, April 17, 2005,
Army of Mom said…
ha. We're down to the last three beers in the house and I feel sort of guilty. We typically have at least 24 in the fridge at all times. But, I've been overworked and AoD hasn't seen fit to go buy it for himself. I imagine he is making up for the lack of beers today.
At 12:41 AM, April 18, 2005,
Gadfly said…
I shouldn't read your blog late at night. Now I can't get the mental image of your "Do me harder smile/grimace" while you are "the meat for a Jeff Gordon- Kasey Kahne sandwich".
Yer one of them wicked city women I've heared about.
*chuckle*
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