Filthy littles teasessssssssessss
*said in my best Gollum voice*
Dammit. My favorite hobbit is going to be in Orlando. Live. In person. At a LOTR convention . And.I.Can't.Be.There.
*WAHHHHHHWAHHHHH*
What I wouldn't give to have my hobbit sex dreams come to fruition with Pippin. Or Billy Boyd. I would take either one.
He isn't the type of guy I'd typically have orgy fantasies about. But, I had a hobbit sex dream with Pippin a while back. So, what can I say?
Dammit. My favorite hobbit is going to be in Orlando. Live. In person. At a LOTR convention . And.I.Can't.Be.There.
*WAHHHHHHWAHHHHH*
What I wouldn't give to have my hobbit sex dreams come to fruition with Pippin. Or Billy Boyd. I would take either one.
He isn't the type of guy I'd typically have orgy fantasies about. But, I had a hobbit sex dream with Pippin a while back. So, what can I say?
2 Comments:
At 7:09 PM, April 02, 2005,
Gadfly said…
You've been quite the horndog lately. What's the matter? AoD got a groin strain?
*chuckle*
At 9:59 PM, April 04, 2005,
Army of Mom said…
One of a kind is an understatement, I do believe.
I'm just saying that footsize and penis size are usually directly related ... and hobbits have them some big ole feet.
Hmm... scratching my chin.
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