Hobbit sex
I'm not sure what is weirder: my hobbit sex dream or the fact that I remembered I blogged about it in October. I was able to wander through my October posts and find the hobbit sex dream blog entry for everyone's edification.
No drawings. No good details. Sorry. I'll try and dream about Pippin again tonight.
I just hope it isn't ME who is saying excitedly: it comes in pints?
Yikes.
*ducking thrown objects*
And, no, Army of Dad hasn't suffered a groin pull or anything. He may be suffering from working so hard. Can I still be ovulating or something?
Where is my honorary man card with instructions for how to handle this libido? Wait, there it is. Nope, *shaking my head* I can't follow these instructions. I don't think it is physically possible for me to do some of these things.
Oh, by the way, spring forward on your clocks tonight.
No drawings. No good details. Sorry. I'll try and dream about Pippin again tonight.
I just hope it isn't ME who is saying excitedly: it comes in pints?
Yikes.
*ducking thrown objects*
And, no, Army of Dad hasn't suffered a groin pull or anything. He may be suffering from working so hard. Can I still be ovulating or something?
Where is my honorary man card with instructions for how to handle this libido? Wait, there it is. Nope, *shaking my head* I can't follow these instructions. I don't think it is physically possible for me to do some of these things.
Oh, by the way, spring forward on your clocks tonight.
2 Comments:
At 10:49 PM, April 02, 2005,
Anonymous said…
And, people think I'm weird.
At 9:57 PM, April 04, 2005,
Army of Mom said…
All kinds of pervs who like hobbit sex, too.
Didja see that I have Pippin on my calendar today? Woo hoo. He is also on my calendar for next Monday, but I won't be at work because I'll be at opening day. YIPPEE!!!
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