Eww factor meme

The Pajama Pundits are so fired. Wench has tagged me with the virtual toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe and I'm really not far off with that analogy.

Here is the explanation from The Ebb and Flow Institute: It’s the Punchbowl Meme, and it’s so easy, your grade-school-age children could do it. And would, if they ever get the chance. Simply compose a four-line poem and post it on your blog. The first and third verses of the poem should read “Turd in a punchbowl.” Verses two and four may be about any subject (including turds!) but they must rhyme with each other.
Here’s one to start you off:
Turd in a punchbowl,
Is hot; gives off steam.
Turd in a punchbowl,
Ain’t this a great meme?

Ok, I'm all about writing, but tartar sauce.

Here it goes:
Turd in a punchbowl,
Let's hope its not green.
Turd in a punchbowl,
Put there by a fiend.

One more for shits and giggles. Ew, bad pun.
Turd in a punchbowl,
I've got the runs.
Turd in a punchbowl,
Scoop it up and eat it on buns.

I'm SO not passing this one along. That is almost as bad as when someone contaminates you with a stomach bug that DOES give you the poops.