Someone gets paid for this

How do I get invited to the sex conference?

The theme for the society's four-day conference is "Unstudied, Understudied And Underserved Sexual Communities." Presentations range from discussions from autoerotic asphyxiation, or "breath play," to zoophiles, or animal lovers, to more mainstream topics like sex motives of dating partners.

Eww. Isn't that how Michael Hutchence died? Autoerotic asphyxiation? Zoophilia sounds nasty to me. I learned what scat play was the other day. Not firsthand. Eww. In case you didn't know, it is poop stuff during sex. What could be exciting about that?

Even for me. The furry-fascinated hobbit lover ... won't go there. No sir. No way.