Texas Survivor
A friend emailed me this joke today. Too funny.
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."
The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
I'm Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I Voted for John Kerry, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2008 and I'm here to confiscate your gun.
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."
The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
I'm Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I Voted for John Kerry, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2008 and I'm here to confiscate your gun.
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
5 Comments:
At 2:51 PM, June 09, 2005,
Anonymous said…
I've heard variations on that for years. Still funny, though.
At 5:51 PM, June 09, 2005,
Army of Mom said…
Yep. My favorite was the daddy survivor series. I'll have to find that one somewhere and post it.
At 10:43 PM, June 09, 2005,
Anonymous said…
at least they'll get a break when they go to Austin... bunch o' commies
-bt
At 7:49 AM, June 10, 2005,
Anonymous said…
Yeah, Austin would be their safe haven! That would have to be the midpoint so they could rest up.
At 9:07 AM, June 12, 2005,
Army of Mom said…
I'd pay to watch it.
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