Fight the child, you must not

Yoda has already seen how this Leia wannabe appears to have gone to the dark side. She is lightsabre assaulting children and preparing to make her getaway, no, not in the Milennium Falcon alongside Han Solo and Chewbacca ... no, she is the burbs of Long Island, NY, with the evil red SUV prepared to whisk her away.


Her boyfriend is a Han Solo wannabe, too. Ahhh, dork love.

Army of Mom dork status - 0
This Leia wannabe - 1

Woo hoo. Someone beats me on the dork radar.