Soccer mom stuff

I just wanted to find one of those "I love soccer moms" t-shirts for Army of Dad. I never found it on my web search, but I did find one that says "I bang soccer moms". I guess that is close. I guess AoD could wear one of the "soccer moms are easy" shirts, too. I find it funny.



Then I found the Soccer Moms for Peace and thought I was going to retch up my supper.

To quote the website: "Now, with conflicts all over the world, it is more crucial than ever to let our leaders know that most mainstream Americans, regardless of political affiliation, prefer peaceable solutions to world conflicts. We need to reaffirm our commitment to peace, and we need to do it publicly so that our leaders are not emboldened to engage in ever-expanding military confrontations throughout the world."

Yeah, I think it will be really successful if we sit down with Yassar Arafat and talk. You can see how far that has gotten the Israelis. Yeah, and maybe we should sit down with North Korea's Kim Jong-il and tell him that we don't want him playing with nukes. Yeah, that will bring the peace.

I'm sorry. I just threw up a little in my mouth.

It is like so many things. Violence is sometimes the only way to get these goatfuckers to listen up and change their ways. Having Joan Baez strumming the guitar only makes Osama Bin Laden laugh hysterically that we let these smelly hippie women out to speak their minds. It does little to influence whether they want to blow me up or not. However, if there is a boot standing on their throats, guess what? They may take their finger off the trigger so they don't get killed. It is just like raising kids. Growing up, I was WAY more likely to obey my folks' wishes if I thought I might get a whooping if I didn't. Talking to me was REAL successful. *rolling my eyes*

I REALLY went off on a tangent here.