Green Eggs and Ham

That Sam I Am,
That Sam I Am.

If I have to read that Sam I Am,
One more time.
I may break out in a rash
And, start to rhyme.

Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?

I do not like green eggs and ham.

Yet, I must read them here and there.
I must read them everywhere.

Stinkerbelle so likes green eggs and ham,
I must read it in the house.
I must read it in my blouse.

I am so tired of green eggs and ham.
Read it, read it. Again, again.
If I read it one more time,
Will you go to sleep and mind?

Yes, yes. Sure I will.
Ok, Stinkerbelle, you have a deal.

Do you like green eggs and ham?
Yes maam, yes maam.

Damn. Damn. Damn.

*doing a curtsy and stumbling to the bathtub*

I do so like a bubble bath.
To the tub, I take my path.
Crap, oh Christ, I'm starting to rhyme.
Please grown up friends, I need some wine.

Gees Louise, I cannot stop.
Help me, help me before I hop on pop.
Oh wait, NOW that's an idea.
I think I know how to cure this muck.
I need AoD to come home and ...

Oops.