New evacuation plans
Looks like emergency management officials have been working to find a solution for the traffic tie-ups that occurred when Hurricane Rita was on its way to Houston.
Hurricane Evacuation Plan for Houston:
Federal Officials Just announced the Official 2005 Hurricane Evacuation Plan for Houston
1. Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio
2. Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette
3. Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas
4. Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC
5. Yankees and Democrats use 45 South to Galveston
6. Longhorns use 290 West to Austin
7. Aggies use the 610 Loop
Hat tip to my father-in-law!
Hurricane Evacuation Plan for Houston:
Federal Officials Just announced the Official 2005 Hurricane Evacuation Plan for Houston
1. Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio
2. Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette
3. Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas
4. Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC
5. Yankees and Democrats use 45 South to Galveston
6. Longhorns use 290 West to Austin
7. Aggies use the 610 Loop
Hat tip to my father-in-law!
4 Comments:
At 9:57 PM, October 10, 2005,
Uzz said…
I'm praying for #5 minus the yankees...I have met a few that are worth keeping around!
At 8:17 AM, October 11, 2005,
Anonymous said…
*wondering if I still count as a Yankee*
At 10:36 AM, October 11, 2005,
Uzz said…
I think you count more as a Texan now!
At 2:09 PM, October 12, 2005,
Anonymous said…
Too late
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