Happy fun meme

Been putting this off for weeks, but here we go.

1. Five things I plan to do before I die:
A. Go to New Zealand
B. eat at The Mansion
C. Go to Las Vegas to Star Trek: The Experience
D. Sing I Will Survive at a karaoke night
E. See my kids grow up to be responsible adults (I can hope, can't I?)

2. Five things I can do:
A. Conduct a phone interview while changing a diaper
B. Cook a mean noodles and meat dish
C. Make almost anyone smile and laugh
D. Call soccer parents while cooking dinner and helping kids with homework
E. fart silently

3. Five things I can't do:
A. Eat healthy
B. Watch a horror movie
C. Sit by while my children cry
D. Recite the Rosary
E. Run

4. Five things that attract me to the opposite sex:
A. Nice shoulders
B. A good smile/nice lips
C. A good butt
D. A friendly face
E. A stocky build

5. Five things I say most often:
A. Not that I'm bitter or anything.
B. You're fired.
C. What is your damage?
D. Move it asshole!
E. shit!

6. Five celebrity crushes:
A. Nathan Fillion
B. Billy Baldwin
C. ARod and Derek Jeter
D. Kenny Chesney
E. Mel Gibson

Blame Uzz for this one.