Something ironic

Today, I was going to have my annual boobie smushing, but decided to put it off for another week so I can celebrate my birthday mammogram free. So, I call the hospital to cancel and reschedule and while on hold I hear the hospital's schedule of upcoming seminars including "Stress Management during the holidays by Dr. Nishendu Vasada."

I almost dropped the receiver because it just struck me as really funny. The Indian-named doctor talking about Christmas stress. Now, I know ... he could be Christian and not some other religion, but admit it. That shit is funny. Of course it isn't stressful to him if he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Ok, ok. I'm an insensitive redneck. I know.

Ho ho ho.