I swear it wasn't me

Although my children have asked many times if we can get a penguin, I swear that it wasn't me who took Toga the jackass penguin. Granted, a jackass penguin would be perfect in my family, I really didn't do it.

Have you ever been in the penguin house at SeaWorld? Shooowee .. while I love these guys, they are smelly little critters and I don't suspect I'd like having one more smelly being in my house. My kids' feet are bad enough.

And, KR, I'm hurt that you'd think of me. :) Of course, my friends at dinner tonight also accused me of the same crime.

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