Can I buy a vow?

I laughed hysterically at that line. Can I buy a vow? *hee hee*

Kristine and her beloved at Random and Odd are getting hitched this year and in an effort to try and pay to take all their jillions of children along with them to Hawaii, they've decided to auction their vows on ebay.

I think it is terribly clever and wish I had the money to buy some vows or at least jack up their revenues a little.

So, if you are made of money and want to do something like make them talk like Elmer Fudd during their vows, go for it. I can see it now:

Shhhh, be vewy vewy quiet. I'm getting mawwied! *heh heh heh heh heh heh*

I, Kwistine, take you Schwan, to be my wawfuwwy wedded husbwand

I, Schwan, take you Kwistine, to be wawfuwwy wedded wabbit, er, wife.