Wake me when its over

I went to bed last night feeling fine. Woke up in the middle of the night feeling like total hammered poop. I won't go into details, but suffice it to say that my body aches, my face is flushed, I've become quite knowledgeable of the dust bunnies on my bathroom ceiling and the spots on the floor where my boys have missed the mark behind the toilet. I tried to worship the porcelain god and all I got were dry heaves for my efforts.

I crawled back in bed and all the work that I planned to accomplish today was out the window. No one called while I was at my computer. No, they all called while I was trying ot sleep.

Looked for an image of hammered poop on Google and found the Peanut Butter Jelly Song by Banana instead. Pickle loves this. Also found Brian from Family Guy dressed up like the banana. Wish I could have seen that.