Its a winner, panties down

It really is like a car wreck. This is the Lingerie Bowl: hot chicks playing football in their skivvies on pay per view. Gives a whole new meaning to shirts and skins.

We always looked for something fun to watch, like Mtv, during halftime. We missed the infamous booby flash because we were preparing snacks. Only thing I'll miss this year with The Stone is if someone's false teeth fell out.