Happy Steak and BJ Day!
Well, I had Valentine's, now Army of Dad has Steak and BJ Day.
Guess I need to hit the meat market (pun intended) and pick up some good, thick, juicy (more puns intended) steaks for after tee-ball tonight. I'll work on my jaw exercises today, too.
All in a day for the soccer mom on the go. Heading out with my cell phone and source list in hand to work on stories while Hot Rod does soccer camp again. Pickle decided he'd rather stay home and play his rented Sonic game than go to tennis camp. Not that I blame him as cold as it is today.
Guess I need to hit the meat market (pun intended) and pick up some good, thick, juicy (more puns intended) steaks for after tee-ball tonight. I'll work on my jaw exercises today, too.
All in a day for the soccer mom on the go. Heading out with my cell phone and source list in hand to work on stories while Hot Rod does soccer camp again. Pickle decided he'd rather stay home and play his rented Sonic game than go to tennis camp. Not that I blame him as cold as it is today.
9 Comments:
At 9:10 AM, March 14, 2006, Gadfly said…
Look at it this way, we're a heck of a lot easier to please. You don't need to work up any "thoughtfulness" or "spontaneity" or "diamonds."
Just a steak and a BJ and we couldn't be happier.
At 10:05 AM, March 14, 2006, Anonymous said…
Well that and a beer, though that may go without saying.
At 10:57 AM, March 14, 2006, Anonymous said…
Damn...wish *I* could get S&BJ Day at my house....
At 12:42 PM, March 14, 2006, Jimbo said…
Thanks a bunch for linking to my humble discussion on this very important holiday. I think it is very important to educate the masses, for the less fortunate out there who are unaware of S & BJ Day.
At 2:41 PM, March 14, 2006, Anonymous said…
"Less fortunate" is right . . .this coming from a very jealous man who's received exactly three BJs in 22 years of marriage.
No recollection at all whether I also enjoyed steak on those three days (though I certainly wouldn't have given a rat's ass; could have been Cocoa Puffs-and-BJ day for all I'd have cared).
At 3:33 PM, March 14, 2006, Gadfly said…
Anon: That's just not right. A BJ is part of every balanced breakfast (OK, I can dream, can't I?)
Maybe your wife wouldn't mind if you and she "farmed out" that particular task to a ... professional.
At 7:17 PM, March 23, 2006, Anonymous said…
C'mon.. do we really need the steak? I guess it adds to the overall day but really, do we need the steak.
I'm not sure I'd wear "I Love Blowjob" t-shirt (www.steakandbj.com) but I'd be interested to know who actually buys this stuff. Let alone wear it!
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At 2:01 PM, March 14, 2008, Jessa Fee said…
FINALLY! I love the idea so much I actually got out my credit card and bought my hubby a steak on my facebook (yeah, I bought a virtual steak for $1 but it's the thught that counts) just to let him know I'm thinking of him! Men are sooo easy, and that's why I love them!
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