Carmen Electra credit card

No, you can't use her credit card, but now you can get her likeness on your credit card.

Uh, ok. That is right up there with the porn star phone rings. I mean, how many different ways can you show that you're a hopeless loser with no chance of ever getting laid? For some reason, this reminds me of my high school boyfriend who had the Budweiser bikini team on the sunroof of his VW Bug. Yes, it just oozed coolness and sex appeal NOT.