You have learned much, young one

A long time ago in a suburb far, far away...

It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the trash has been destroyed, trash dumpsters remained at the curb, candy wrappers, meat containers and empty juiceboxes were driven from their surburan home with Trinity Waste pursuing them across the galaxy. Evading the dreaded trash dumpster, a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Minnesota. The evil lord Darth Vader, obsessed with finding young Skywalker, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of the dump ...

The Sith Lord dispatches his secret weapon - the suburban household trash container.

There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you.