Someday my prince will come

And, when he does, I want it to be Beckham on horseback.

I called in to a local ESPN radio show the night that Beckham signed with the Galaxy. The talking head wanted to know the appeal of Beckham. Just look at this picture, dude.

I mean, really now.


Wow. Every little girl's dream: a hunk on a fiery steed wielding a sword. Now, if he only had a Starbuck's coffee for me, paid for a year's worth of housekeeping and planned to give me a foot massage, he'd be perfect.