Bad marriage joke
I heard this the other day by the announcer at the rodeo arena:
What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds
What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend? 45 minutes
What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds
What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend? 45 minutes
2 Comments:
At 10:34 AM, February 02, 2007,
Gadfly said…
Baddum! Crash!
Army of Mom, ladies and gentlemen. She'll be here all week.
At 10:55 AM, February 02, 2007,
Army of Mom said…
Try the roast beef and remember to tip the waitress.
AoM will have an all-new original show at 10 p.m. so make sure to come back!
And, because of Gadfly, I won't say "insert rim shot here."
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