Rangers opening day, part three or Q: It was so cold on opening day A: how cold was it?

It was so cold on opening day that Army of Dad traded in a beer for a hot Starbucks coffee. It was so cold that this lady was wearing a hat and scarf and the rest of us were jealous instead of making fun of her.

It was so cold that many of us contemplated jumping this gal for her coat or the other lady for her earmuffs. I actually had my headband and my gloves and people were very jealous. It was THAT cold!