Living up to measurements

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day when the man looked over at his wife and said "Your butt is getting really big. I mean REALLY big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue!"


With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to measure his wife's butt.


"Yeah, I was right. Your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue," he tells her.


The woman chose to ignore her husband.


Later that night in bed, the husband is getting frisky and makes sexual advances toward his wife, who totally brushes him off.


"What's wrong?" he asks.


"Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?" she replied.