Wow, sexy assistant voice

While working on a story regarding a new office tower planned for downtown Oakland, Calif., I called one of the big executive dudes and got his voicemail:

*in very sultry sex kitten voice*
Hi, you have reached the voicemail of *generic suit name here*. He is unavailable right now *because he is boinking the sultry voice assistant, I'm thinking*. Please leave a message at the tone.

*fanning self*

I sort of feel dirty after listening to that voicemail recording. Maybe that gal moonlights as a porn actress. Don't they make those in California?