I've come to realize

It is weird how it happened, but oddly enough, El Capitan from Baboon Pirates is one of my favorite bloggers. Not sure why. I guess he's a bit like me - the Seinfeld of bloggers. We have blogs about nothing. *shrug* But, it is nothing in a fun way. I think. Ok, never mind. I know what I mean even if you don't.

I swiped his "I've Come to Realize" Meme:

1. I have come to realize that my butt: ... was banging when I was 22. I always thought having a bubble butt was bad and that it was huge. Now, I realize I had the hottest ass in my high school next to my best friend, TB. She had a great ass. Still does, damn her. Anyway. My butt isn't too bad, just WAY TOO dimply these days. I am working on that.

2. I have come to realize that when I talk: ... I sound like a redneck. The Texas twang is really embarrassing sometimes when I'm talking to the big money dudes from NYC about real estate deals. Although I catch myself laughing at my editor from Joisey (that's New Jersey to folks who don't know.)

3. I have come to realize that, if I love someone: ... I'm fortunate.

4. I have come to realize that, I need: ... about four more hours in every day to get things done.

5. I have come to realize that, I lost: ... my ability to be organized and multi-task. Before three kids, I had the cleanest house on the planet, could find any important paper or receipt in a moment and had time to spare to sew and read.

6. I have come to realize that, I hate it when: ... I decide to go on a diet and give up junky treats and Arby's creates a chocolate turnover.

7. I have come to realize that, if I'm drunk: ... I'm very affectionate and much less inhibited. It also leads to my clothes coming off.

8. I have come to realize that, marriage: ... is a frustrating, challenging and rewarding institution. But, "institution" is where you wind up after you've been married long enough.

9. I have come to realize that, work: ... sucks. My boss is a bitch, too. Did I mention I'm self-employed?

10. I have come to realize that, I will always be: ... living paycheck to paycheck and fighting with my honey over money.

11. I have come to realize that, I like: ... radio music better than talk radio. Except I still like GAC. It is bad.

12. I have come to realize that, the last time I cried was: ... yesterday when I read a story about a baby dying.

13. I have come to realize that, my cell phone is: ... sort of cute now that I put a new silver cover on it.

14. I have come to realize that, when I wake up in the morning: ... I wish my kids would sleep longer and I could have 15 more minutes.

15. I have come to realize that, before I go to sleep at night: ... I need big sex to help me go to sleep easier.

16. I have come to realize that, right now I am thinking about: ... having big sex.

17. I have come to realize that, babies: ... are the result of having big sex. :) Just kidding. Ok, well, they are, but I have come to realize that I'm glad I'm not having any more babies.

18. I have come to realize that, today I will: ... probably not get my story written and will have worse allergies after the wind stops blowing.

19. I have come to realize that, tonight I will: ... freeze my keester off walking in the cold and have to clean the kitchen. Yuck. Where are THOSE house elves when you need them?

20. I have come to realize that, tomorrow I will: ... still not have my story done and will still have dishes to wash and laundry to do.

21. I have come to realize that, I really want to: ... have big sex. I'm noticing a trend here.

22. I have come to realize that, working out: ... sucks, but if I want to lose the cottage cheese skin on my ass and thighs, then I have to do it.

23. I have come to realize that, friends:... don't care if my ass is big, they'll tell me I'm beautiful anyway.

24. I have come to realize that, the person who might repost this is: ... probably avoiding work as much as I am.

If you do this, let me know ... and I'll post a link. Now, off to make dinner and clean the kitchen. Enough procrastinating.