My husband's new name
One of our former soccer moms emailed me this joke this morning. I think she knows me and Army of Dad too well.
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone. She approached him.
"My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men."
"What's your name?" she asked.
With a smile he replied, "B.J. Titsenbeer."
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone. She approached him.
"My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men."
"What's your name?" she asked.
With a smile he replied, "B.J. Titsenbeer."
2 Comments:
At 12:19 PM, January 21, 2008,
Anonymous said…
At around the age of five my Sweetie, seriously, requested to be called by the name "Breast." He didn't have a nickname, and was told a nickname could be something that you were interested in.
At 12:55 PM, January 25, 2008,
Army of Mom said…
That is classic. AoD laughed when he saw that!
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