Prayer for the Cowboys

*praying*
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
Dear God,
I know you're a fan, because we created a stadium with the big hole in the top, so you can watch. So, with that in mind, would you please make T.O.'s ankle stronger, Terry Glenn's and Andre Gurode's knees better and please keep Roy Williams from horse-collaring anyone? God, would you also please keep Tony Romo smiling and completing passes? Keep Marion Barber determined and successful and give him lots of touchdowns. Lord, let the defense play well and, if it isn't blasphemous, please let Brandon Jacobs turn an ankle or something (nothing bad, but bad enough to not play in the game today).

Please, God, let the Cowboys win. I don't want to listen to Army of Dad gloat over his predicted loss of the Cowboys today.

Thank you, God.
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.