Wildlife anniversaries

I'm on the weirdest email lists. I get regular emails from Zoo and Aquarium Visitor and my favorite so far has to be the organization's effort to get people to go to the attractions for Valentine's Day. They sent out the Wildlife Anniversary Celebrations list to tell you which animal you are for your particular anniversary. This year, Army of Dad and are I bears. *snickering* I have a gay friend who would call Army of Dad a bear if he could. *laughing hysterically* But, he is my honey, so I shouldn't laugh.