Do you hear it?
Cup your hand around the back side of your ear. Listen closely? You hear it now, don't you? It is the sound of suck coming all the way from Seattle. It's how I can tell Rangers baseball has opened.
Now, I still love my Rangers. They can suck and I'll bitch and groan, but I will never abandon them. They have some excitement with Josh Hamilton and of course, Michael Young.
What else could be better that fit men in tight pants? Ok, soccer players wear shorts and often rip off their shirts when they score a goal, but baseball games last for three hours. A soccer game is only 90 minutes.
Opening day good news: Army of Dad and Hot Rod's Twins beat the Angels today (sorry Kelly).
4 Comments:
At 10:51 PM, March 31, 2008,
Anonymous said…
Just got in from attending that game. The Rangers did not suck for 100% of the game. Mostly they sucked when Fukumori came in - 1/3 of an innning, 3 at bats and 3 runs with a passed ball and a wild pitch!
Young was his usual, studly self. A true honor to my fantasy team. :)
At 11:06 PM, March 31, 2008,
Army of Mom said…
We have him on our fantasy team, too.
Of course, coming from me ... you know it can mean more than one thing. *wink*
At 9:02 AM, April 02, 2008,
Submariner said…
A good friend of mine from out near Amarillo used to delight in telling the joke about the Texan sent to hell. Satan turns up the heat and he just fans himself with his Stetson. Satan turns it up more and he loosens his bolo tie a bit and still says nothing. In frustration, Satan turns it down to freezing and the Texan starts celebrating his behind off screaming "It's a cold day here - the Rangers HAD to have just won the World Series!"
At 8:14 PM, April 02, 2008,
A Naughty Mouse said…
Oh my good Lord, you make me laugh out loud sometimes! Thanks for that.
And yes, Young is an uber hottie!
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