Didn't work for me

Perhaps had I been wearing a better shirt, I might have gotten out of the speeding ticket today. My boobies did not help me out today, though. Rat bastard cop wrote me a ticket. Told him I was in an unfamiliar area (back road in a neighboring town). I even pulled out the unemployed husband card. No dice.

*sigh*

So, now, on top of everything else, I have to crap up money for a speeding ticket.

*double sigh*