A skank and Jabba Walk Into a Bar ...

There is most certainly all number of jokes here.

AP caption for photo:
Madonna poses with filmmaker Michael Moore at the screening of her documentary film 'I Am Because We Are' at the Traverse City Film Festival, Saturday, Aug. 2, 2008, in Traverse City, Mich. Moore is a co-founder of the festival, held each summer in Northern Michigan. (AP Photo/John L. Russell)

Knowing that I need to get in to the salon to have my roots touched up made this picture just jump off the monitor at me. If you had as much money as Madonna, wouldn't you think you could have your roots touched before you went to some event where you knew people were going to be seeing you? And, don't even get me started on Michael Moore and that beard and hair. I gotta believe there is a barber shop somewhere in Michigan that could give him a cut and a shave for $25 ... and pull out the peroxide for Madonna while you're at it.