RIP, Superbowl Dreams

So, I'm a writer and not a graphic artist. However, the shitty visual here pretty much sums it all up in one crappy image. The Cowboys are toast. As if they weren't sucking hard enough before, now they've cemented the whole deal.

Wanna know why?
QB Tony Romo has a broken finger on his throwing hand.
Punter Mat McBriar has a broken foot.
WR Sam Hurd needs surgery on his left ankle.
RB Felix Jones has a strained hamstring.
Linebacker Anthony Spencer has a strained hamstring.
WR T.O. has a strained labia.

We're so totally screwed. I wonder if it is too late to get an Adrian Peterson jersey and join my husband?