File under WTF

I'm sitting in the Toyota dealership waiting for Army of Dad's car to have the oil changed, tires rotated and car washed ... I brought my laptop and have been doing some phone interviews. But, it is hard to keep a straight face when the PA system keeps paging Michael Vick and Clayton Williams. I keep waiting to see who will be paged next.

If they say Justin Timberlake or DeMarcus Ware, I'm so heading to the front desk.