Bad Jokes for a Grumpy Day

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Why I have grey hair

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of grey hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs grey, Mom? "

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns grey."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are grey?"

WOMEN'S REVENGE

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to comeshopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'