Yes, I do have THREE children

Nope, not mine. Nooooo way. This is NOT why I've been absent and not why my ass is so big. Nope, is the baby of one of AoD's old Army buddies who came to see us Sunday.

And, buddy's bride. Very sweet gal.

Don't these kids look like they love the baby? And, look, there is my third child. The teenager does exist! But, only when he wants to surface from his occasional emo-ness.

I love the baby's face - help me! You, tall one with the glasses - please rescue me from these two children!